Colbert is just jealous at all the pussy Hollande is getting.

Now you know how I feel when I see Paris in American movies, huh?

Let's not talk about Waterloo, please.

*whisper* Dikachu is so jealous of that guy's nose.

I think he/she's confusing Girls and Game of Thrones.

#SixBonersAndADikachu

I've been to Reims a few times, it's boring.

#CancelNerdInTheBasement

There is a college named Champagne? I want to go to there…

I thought he was bound to this place like some sort of curse or something.

We gave you Les Miserables, look what you've done with it!

The Ghost of Bruce Lee just tweeted the Ghost of Jean-Baptiste Colbert's grave adress.

Oh I forgot about that! François Hollande still believe he made him laugh.

You're still last at Basket Ball last time I checked.

Are you saying 9/11 was an inside job?

I believe the order in sarcasm goes British > Jews > Americans > The rest of the World > French > Germans

It's not just USA it's the so called "free countries", you should read French tweets and see that we're not that differents.

We should call them Americans and call you Fake British or something like that.

A big old revolution would not be too bad for you. You should try it someday.

You know what? I'm just going to hang here until the Colbert storm is over. Let's talk about… Shia LaBeouf? Oh… Fuck my life.