Ian Maxtone-Graham has a truly frightening laugh on episode commentary tracks.

an invisible proclamation.

All new episodes get a C- rating…

"I've had one of my trademark changes of heart". This is a classic within the Simpsons Gospel.

I find Aidy Bryant to be highly appealing.

I blame his parents.

Cancel Jost: The Movie. Keep in mind it will star people who are actually funny. The kick-starter has already received over 45,000.

He is the worst SNL cast member of all-time, bar none.

Cecily is your animal spirit guide.

visit me at: canceljost.org/neverwasfunn…
#cold dead eyes of a great white…

purp scurp, a cloud of puff-puff pass. python brand bong.

I like Cecily Strong, and the sketch was great. She was channeling her inner-Matt Foley. Good for her, I say!

Kyle Mooney is the one with greater job security at SNL.

I really like the fact that Colin Jost isn't funny at all. Good for him! There should be increasingly more horrifically unfunny people on comedy programs.

I thought that once, but then I noticed the blandest of the bores, I call him COLIN JOST!

and if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies!

Joey Jo-Jo, Jr. Shabadoo? Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!

London during the 1950's? Ha! What a time it was to be alive…

thought crime = philip k dick?

bill brasky? We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.