Mae West: the original MILF.

I have to say, the trailer looked so good that I there's no way I could give this review my attention.

I clicked on this because i thought it was a spoof starring Carrot Top.

Adam Brody needs to hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That's what the Colonel Tibbets whispered to himself in those final moments.

So AVclub hates MIA but promotes one of her musical descendants.

Similar crime, different celebrity.

It's funny how much more attention Bieber's negative behavior gets than celebrities who are actual monsters.

meh.

Louis' depiction of nostalgia is a case in point:http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sandra Bullock?

Hipster.

…and always delighted to find out that you do have sex with boys.

At least we know the name of Chia LaBeef's next script.

Basketball Diaries
The Boys of St. Vincent

"Thou Shalt Not Eat Pussy, If Thou Hast A Pussy!"
If there is a God and he said that, then maybe we should stop enabling him.

He'll make a comeback when he's old enough to play Rodney Dangerfield in the made-for-TV biopic.

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Why Dowd insists on reviewing movies in an emotional vacuum I'll never understand.

In the script for Inglourious Basterds, the strudel scene ends with a shot that goes under the table to reveal a pool of urine at Shoshanna's feet. She was so scared she pissed herself.