Who's gonna smoke all that weed now?

My earliest Star Wars memory was two years before the first movie was released. I was working at a gas station. My friends Rick and Jesus Jim (so named because he "found religion" to get into a girl's pants) showed up. JJ had some nerd magazine with pictures of models to be used in a new movie called "Star Wars".…

Slammer reports body

We don't have to live in Turkey. Washington imports Turkish goons to beat on protestors right here at home.

Another religion related tragedy. Why the fuck can't humanity grow up and stop killing each other over imaginary sky beings?

The longer you wait, the worse it will be.
I'm with Jarad. You should wait.

Yup! Make us laugh as loud, often, and uncontrollably as possible. Mission accomplished.

Formula written on the pic

Nah, she won't find out. She will continue to see Dinesh as her knight in shining armor and no matter what he says or does it will only impress her more and make her want to get closer to him. Because that is exactly what will make Dinesh squirm the most. He will keep trying to shake her loose but she will burrow in…

That's it! It was a non stop barrage of short jokes. Like when the word "flush" happened while there was a little toilet statue in the frame. Every 3 words! Oh shit that's funny!

Best. Episode. Ever. Will have to watch again to unpack it all but I wanted to pause every single sentence. There were easter eggs in there too. Or maybe it's the beer, whisky, and weed. Whatever. Loved this episode!

Five seconds in. Pause.
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Eep Opp Orb Ah-Ah

It totally gave me a Woody!

The Orange Newcomer has been vended to Protector Three for 5000 quatloos!

She prefers Hot Dog Water to actual hotdog

He wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland problem.

Mystery Inc was awesome! All those decades of gradually declining SD shows were all just setups for the joke that is Mystery Inc.

Supernatural? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps…
Zoinks, Scooby Doo! Let's eat!

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STOP IT!