Don't sit on the plexiglass toilet

I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities.

She's still got time

My iPhone wants to kill your mama

But I saw it in a flashback!

The best part of Rambo is when he guns down the Big Bad Wolf. Yo! Wolfie! I'm your worst nightmare! Your ass is mine!

I'm building a Dalek and it cost lots more than $1. Pretty much exterminated a big pile of cash.

I thought Melvin was the Toxic Avenger

Flintclones, meet the Flintclones…

Sikh? I thought they were extinct.

The Nazi Who Played Ouigi

Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong.

Praise Ganesha!

If WIll Arnett does a guest spot, Claudia can say "is this a crossover episode?"

The Dread Pirate Roberts has come for your beat down!

Please tell me it's based on Curious George and the High Tension Power Line: http://triggur.org/storytim…

The artificial fart under the arm!

For he is the Kwisatz Hadderach!

Went to see Al last week and it was glorious!

More Black Mirror has got to be a great thing. I wonder what sort of political bestiality they will predict for our crop of clowns. And how about those clowns? What a bunch of clowns!