Dark Shadows. I laughed. I cried. I shit my pants.

I'm inclined to allow it. Proceed.

I'm inclined to allow it. Proceed.

But he is not entirely wrong. Yes, it's the telling that matters, but eventually you start wondering if Martin has another move besides killing off protagonists. I would like him to stop writing descriptions of banners and meals and start advancing the damn plot.

But he is not entirely wrong. Yes, it's the telling that matters, but eventually you start wondering if Martin has another move besides killing off protagonists. I would like him to stop writing descriptions of banners and meals and start advancing the damn plot.

I find it amusing that a guy who scripts scenes where characters have sex in the same room where they just shot a guy in the head is concerned with keeping the characters relate-able.

Kiss me, Ricky Bobbeh!

Oh no. A guy with a neckbeard thinks something I like isn't funny!

He has asked us to call him Bobscratch Goldfarb. Is that so hard for you?

Um, yeah, Reality…What a Concept really sucked, dude. Williams already earned his place in the comedy pantheon before you were out of diapers, friend.

Making shitty movies in Hollywood is not the same as being a terrible comedian.

Your comment was foretold.

Oh, you speak cocaine! That will be helpful.

Unflagged for being absolutely true.

You see son, we were so busy "liking' and "commenting" on things that we forgot to "work" and "build" things. And then the US got sold to China, so you can understand why things are a little fucked now…

Noooooooooo!

Please keep us updated.

OK, now take off the crackhead costume, sir.

Aykroyd gets the co-award with Gene Simmons for tall, dorky dudes who inexplicably landed super hot blonde wives. That said, this movie's probability of sucking goes from 37% to 100% without Mr. Bill Fucking Murray in it.

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