They should get Chuck Zito.

Most politicians genuinely believe they're going to win. You don't become a serious candidate for president without being a massively over-confident narcissist. There was nothing unusual about Romney.

Every politician in every race in history has been absolutely convinced that they were going to win (or at least acted that way in public). Even if you have no real chance of winning, you don't gain anything by projecting a lack of confidence.

In that case, he's made a serious error in judgment by walking around in real life looking like Erik Charles Nielsen.

I bought a day as an extra in a charity auction.

I was an extra in one episode of Community and I can confirm that''s exactly what they do. There are a number of people who have regular jobs as Community extras. Most of them are simply less distinctive looking. It's a little unusual for someone to stick with the show for mutliple seasons, but it's not really…

Is someone seriously claiming it's too soon to make light of the Salem witch trials? There is a statute of limitations on being offended over historical events and it's long since passed.

I don't think "both an attending and a surgeon" is correct. The doctors more senior than residents are referred to as "attending" in both surgery and medical. I'm pretty sure Turk has referred to Dr. Wen as his attending.

If female tennis players are a bigger draw, I'm perfectly fine with them getting paid more. That's Wimbledon's decision.

Wimbledon has 15 separate divisions, including a boys' division, a girls' division, various doubles divisions and wheelchair divisions. If the argument is that they're all a part of Wimbledon and they're a bigger draw together than they would be independently, is there an obligation to give equal prize money to each…

I've never understood the argument that men's and women's tennis tournaments should have equal prize money. If the tournaments weren't being held at the same time and at the same location, no one would think that the prize money would need to be equal (certainly no one thinks that WNBA players should make as much as…

"This competition has only one rule, and that is to follow all of the rules in this rather extensive manual."

I hope they have to shoot a mysterious rampaging koala bear.

We also know how to pronounce the letter "r." That helps, too.

Courtney Cox was the most attractive of the three female leads, but I'd still rank her below Janice and both of Chandler's parents.

I blame Lorelai for Lorelai's estrangement.

That's not the same thing. Futurama and the soaps were all originally on television, then resurrected in some other format which was then successful enough to bring them back to television. Arrested Development doesn't count as it hasn't pulled off that last step.

She's actually a Democrat.

It appears the AV Club has never seen Due South.

The best part is that the line was written as just "she fornicates." Sarah Hagan honestly thought the expresion was "fornicates it" and she read the line incorrectly. I love that Sarah Hagan was basically a real-life Millie.