It's the other way around. If you're under 30 and haven't figured out this easy path to poon, you have no brain. If you're over 30 and still doing it, you have no heart (or at least no soul).

I walk through Times Square on my way home every night of the year except New Years Eve. On New Years Eve, I walk 5 or 6 blocks out of the way just to avoid it.

I walk through Times Square on my way home every night of the year except New Years Eve. On New Years Eve, I walk 5 or 6 blocks out of the way just to avoid it.

@NephewOfAnarchy:disqus : The true story is much weirder. They pitched "Exit to Eden" with Sharon Stone in that role, but then re-cast the part with Rosie O'Donnell when Sharon Stone backed out. I have no idea why.

@NephewOfAnarchy:disqus : The true story is much weirder. They pitched "Exit to Eden" with Sharon Stone in that role, but then re-cast the part with Rosie O'Donnell when Sharon Stone backed out. I have no idea why.

Are you saying they went with Sofia Vergara rather than Charo because Charo's acting was too subtle? Or because Charo's tits weren't big enough?

Are you saying they went with Sofia Vergara rather than Charo because Charo's acting was too subtle? Or because Charo's tits weren't big enough?

And the movie version of The Mentalist will be followed by a movie version of Psych, which audiences will complain is an obvious rip-off.

And the movie version of The Mentalist will be followed by a movie version of Psych, which audiences will complain is an obvious rip-off.

Also sounds a bit like Kim Jong Il.

Also sounds a bit like Kim Jong Il.

The next longing I'm going to work on? Two chicks at the same time, man.

The next longing I'm going to work on? Two chicks at the same time, man.

I had a similar experience mispronouncing Niger as a kid. I had no idea why my parents were so freaked out.

I had a similar experience mispronouncing Niger as a kid. I had no idea why my parents were so freaked out.

In the context of Fox's Sunday night lineup, "AD" will always mean Arrested Development.

In the context of Fox's Sunday night lineup, "AD" will always mean Arrested Development.

Unfortunately, I don't think Bill Murray without Dan Harmon writing will be able to upstage Chevy Chase with Dan Harmon writing.

Unfortunately, I don't think Bill Murray without Dan Harmon writing will be able to upstage Chevy Chase with Dan Harmon writing.

Before "retarded," the proper term was "idiot." Whatever politically correct term anyone comes up with is going to be used as an insult and it's eventually going to be seen as degrading. Changing the name is silly and obviously futile.