1. Bunk
2. Bodie
3. Bubbs/Dookie

I agree with Bicurious. For some reason, Insomnia stuck with me. I have not read it since I was a child, but I wonder if it holds up.

Have faith in Weiner. Just typing that made me chuckle.

Seriously though
Fuck Henry Francis. You don't snake another man's wife. I hope Don fucks him up, Jimmy Barret-style.

I really want you to be talking about jerking off to Jonny Depp in eyeshadow. Right there with you, dude.

The Silence of the Lambs
That scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. I had nightmares and still find canniballism disturbing (more than most people do). Same thing with that goddamn chicken factory episode of the X-files.

Couture is also steady getting his ass kicked for the last 5 years from what I can remember. Foreman won the heavyweight title at 40-something though (one of the greatest feats ever accomplished in sports), so all is not lost.

Holmes made a good point on Brian Kenny's show last night about American heavyweights not willing to put in the work. It's true to a point, the reason the Klitschko brothers dominate is the fact that they work harder and are in better shape. Every American heavyweight looks fat and slow. That said, every other…

Best part of this spam: they registered first.

Larry and Jerry
I loved every part of this episode that involved those two just hanging out. Even in a fictional setting, it's easy to see why they're friends.

It is time for you to Enter the 36 Chambers, son. Seriously though, start there.

it is flat, not fat. cut and paste, my bad.

Seriously though
Rza is out of his fucking mind, and it is awesome. That 5 percent rant blew my fucking mind. I imagine he didn't take a break or think about what he was saying the whole time, like a soliloquy. All I'm saying is, I'm buying the book.

Favorite rhymes
Snap my fingers like the Fonz
and bag me a golden bronze skinned girl with the honey blonde
dip hair, make a nigga flip in his chair
Had the armpit shaved off perfect with the nair
Stomach fat as a pancake for her man's sake
Used to fuck her when she menestraute
but it made her hyperventilate

That, and he was a total fucking tool on the Surreal Life.

Metalocalypse returns in November, didn't mean to mislead anyone.

K. My bad, I don't know why that bugged me for some reason. Give Malco his propers is all I'm saying.

Yay! …but also nay.
I love VB, and I'm glad you're back covering it, but my heart breaks to know that Metalocalypse will not be getting any mentions. C'mon, the new season is all half hour episodes, I want somewhere to talk about it afterward.

Yeah, the guy from the pop-culture website pretends like he doesn't know who that dude is. I'd buy it if you were my mother, but c'mon, you know his name is Romany Malco. At least you should, it is your job.

Slayer.
Seriously. Fucking do it.