My favorite part of the whole show was when he slam dunked the tray into the garbage. "It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy."

Yeah I knew that, my bad. Fugees and Funyons indeed.

The correct term is "cunt hair"

Perhaps instead you would prefer his cousin Seth. Depends on you stance on mustaches though.

That makes so much sense. You're not a dick, you're just old.

Well… he was at a DMB concert.

Aqua Teen has never let me down, it is as funny and weird today as it was 6 years ago. Belee Dat.

If you want me, I'll be in the garage putting up some drywall over this engine I just built. …Wheres my chewin' tobacco!?

Stuart Saves His Family is weird and has Ween in it for some reason. Strange movie, that one.

Why does your brother hate the jews?

Hey SULLY!

Those are called "delicious", Seltaeb.

Lemon Fish…mmmmm.

Wow, guys.
To use an old Oswalt line, that was gayer than 8 dudes sucking off 9 dudes. Seriously, Striesand/Liza level gayness going on here. With that said, pushing a kid in a wheelchair will always make me laugh.

I think the Simpsons fell off in the later seasons. I dared to say it.

You should totally go for it!

I dunno, I always kinda liked his dialogue. I find it entertaining.

This is probably the darkest, most fucked up book I've ever read, The Road included. Can't fucking wait to discuss it on the boards. We get to talk about the Judge! Woo!

Antichrist
Looks and sounds like my kind of crazy.

No love for Mohammed's Radio? I'm a sucker for songs I percieve to be about heroin.