luck*

So many reasons I don't know where to start. Good look with that though, buddy.

As a teacher, I'll let you know that having sex for money is probably less degrading.

Have you considered prostitution? Sure, it's morally dubious, but you'll probably be able to afford that quad-cap every morning. Plus, you'll still be able to meet and converse with a wide array of the public.

Aww…
I was sure it was gonna be Kevin McHale. He's a tall white guy! He's a pompous ass! Hijinx galore I say.

I never liked this band. This news that they are not only still a band, but apparently still being allowed to put out albums, makes me sad. This shit sucked in high school, it sucks now. Hopefully their bassist put a fucking shirt on this time. Fat dudes playing wood-stained bass was a goddamn plauge around…

Wasn't the Judge completely hairless? It looks like Mr. Oldham has put way too much time into that chin-forest to rock the alopecia look. "He was bald as a stone and he had no trace of beard and he had no brows to his eyes nor lashes to them." Thats not how I want to picture Bonnie "Prince" Billy.

Wyckyd Sceptre!

A few more
The Drew Carey Show. I would watch it in syndication in high school (cheers, drew carey, simpsons, jeopardy) and every once in a while there would be some other lady who wasn't kate. The boss was different the first season as well.

Gina Gershon
City Bitch.

My favorite line
"Damn, my pussy itches."

Woo!

Kudos to mbs for the Married with Children reference.

I didn't read the comments after you asked, but that's Mr. Show. Specifically from episode 404, Rudy Will Await Your Foundation, the Prenatal Pageant sketch.

How was I Love You, Man? I know I'm gonna read about it a million times in the next week, but it looks promising.

New World Order
I was always more of a Wolfpack man. Red and black wolfpack attack!

You called her Granny, eh? Where in the world did you come up with that absolutely delightful and obscure nickname?

Wasn't Bill Maher's point that none of the religions are a-ok? It's not like he picked one and shit on the rest.

Timmy is my favorite. Fat dudes=funny. It's science.

The one sketch where they discuss how one of em just learned about reverse psychology was good. Short and to the point, unlike many of thier sketches.