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My addition
True Romance.

best question
Do you like the color pale blue?

Admire the restraint.

I'm sure that's only one of the many reasons you stay in on Friday nights. Boom! You can't just tee me up like that and expect me not take a hack.

Tim O'brien rocks the house too.

While she may represent every thing that is bab about pop culture these days, I say give her a break. She's a 16 year old girl. You ever talked to a 16 year old girl? (cue jokes) They're fucking retarded (same with like 16 year old boys). Now her dad is a complete asshole, fuck that dude.

Represent.

Oh my god, you are the only other person I've heard ever mention Key to the Kingdom. My freind and I tried to play that a few years ago, but I had lost the directions and could only remember a little bit. No one won, we both lost.

I'm Not There V. No Direction Home
Gotta disagree with Tobias on that one. I'm Not There is may be interesting (more so if you're a Dylan fan), but No Direction Home is the the far better film. Scorsese wins that one in my opinion.

You want mosquitos? I can get you mosquitos, dude. Fucking amatuer.

Incidentally, I've always thought Duck Tales sounded like a really freaky porno. Something I might even be into. Ohwayyoooo!

Either you are a troll, Will You Marry Me, or you are hands down one the worst human beings ever. Fuck, wow.

I retract my previous comment. I'm an idiot.

Shit, I don't even watch Lost and even I knew that.

It's official, there is no god. I think Warner would agree.

You know what, James Harrison is a scary, mean, fuck-you-up kinda dude. I like that in a linebacker. He's the kind of guy you avoid at the bar because they look like they have some "issues" to take care of. Quadray Ishmael and Eric Allen honestly looked scared after his press conference of Wednesday. How can you

Wow. Iowa sounds horrible.

Anticlimactic?!? One of the greatest drives featuring arguabley the best (game winning) catch in a Super Bowl? What would it take to break through your stone wall of mehness? Wake up, friendo.

FUCKIN' A
Yes, I'm drunk. Yes, I just smoked the devil's tobaccy. Yes, I just got back from the titty bar. Yes I'm an obnoxious Stillers fan, but goddamn that was great. So much better than XL. Roethlisberger is the man, haters be damned. They had to keep me on the edge of seat all year long, and I'm happy about

Dude, liking weird pop culture and liking sports are not mutally exclusive, don't be ashamed.