That every asshole with an acoustic guitar learns to play over and over again in the common area of your dorm!

Oh no…stop…

Winning would seem like a bit of Faustian bargain,

Let's hope so.

Soup-er Crackers!

of course.

Suge Knight would get shot at the Kids Choice Awards.

Angela Lansbury, while never the glamour queen, I'd consider at least worthy of some honorable mention if just for the longevity of her career.

God, as if I couldn't hate The English Patient even more.

Ugh, man what a loss. That talent, that voice. One of the last true stars indeed.

You can wash your jerk socks, you know.

This pearl-clutching is really unbecoming AVC.

Go home Ralph.

The whole thing smacks of effort, man.

Pam Grier, PJ Soles, Mary Woronov, Rosie Perez.

Oh, Baywatch, cool. David Hasselhoff, man.

Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the
other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get
paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word
"boss."

Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids…and she looks like Blossom!

That was a great article. This part pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter:

does he work from home as well, and do dermatologists hate him?