I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

Ah, Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, they will be your last!

It all went to shit after they renamed Captain Wacky.

SOUTH AMERICA!

this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes…

It's more uncanny valley mannequin coming to life, than a model.

Granted I went into this season without the defeatist attitude that a lot of commenters here, I can agree this episode wasn't good at all, bad move on Adult Swim's part to show it has the finale. That being said I think this episode, the Siri, and the Kardashian ep are the only outright bombs this season. It wasn't a…

Yeah that would have made a great callback to the pilot.

"Hmm…I seem to have just mashed more hair into it…"

Give me a Van Heflin.

poor Nathan Rabin..

I love it.
I finally look like a real person.

Don't worry.
I'll tell everybody you were untouchable.

The glass boat/moat thing sounds brilliant, I wish i had thought to do that. Seriously the best part of this game was being as sadistic as you could to your Sims.

What saved the Sims was the ability to torment and kill your Sims in the most interesting ways, build a pool remove the ladder, light a firecracker indoors watch them freak, etc. Then once they're dead move a new family in and start the process all over again. Collect the ashes, build a cemetery in the backyard, then…

This is also the network that gave us the masterpiece, Life Is Not a Fairytale: The Fantasia Barrino Story.

And don't rock the boat.

I unabashedly love that movie. It's beyond fucked up and weird, and you
can tell the animation budget was drastically slashed halfway through
production, but it's still a great mindfuck for a kid's movie.

Educate yourself. I live in Los Angeles dumbass, I hear my Latina friends use the term all the time, it's a genuine Latino sub-culture. Stop white knighting about something you know nothing about. East LA, please—you've probably never even stepped foot out of Riverside.

I don't they just update Jabberjaw? Or a gritty reboot of Hong Kong Phooey.