Okay, I didn't know that about Lawler and yes he does usually throw awful lines out, it just seemed like a Vince line, you know, like sufferin' suckotash, or that jack and the beanstalk shit he had Roman saying.

Rollins hasn't had a single clean victory in a title defense. God forbid they make their champ look strong. But if his name aint Cena, they don't give a crap about making their World Champ seem like a legit threat.

Okay I'm gonna start with a big "fuck you" to SummerSlam.
Seriously how many garbage finishes can you throw on one card. I was actually excited for this for some reason. Maybe it's unfair because I watched NXT: Brooklyn right before SS but man, did this show suck. Orton and Sheamus was a boring dud again, what a…

Obviously I was joking saying he hits their shins, but seriously his dropkick is garbage and he doesn't get as high as he should. To compare it to Ziggler, Orton, and Styles is a joke. It's not just height, but also form. They all have great to perfect dropkicks, Cena's is garbage. That's my opinion.

I'll still take Brie's punches over Cena's. Hell I'll take Brie as World Champion over Cena again.

The thing is, Cena only sells merch because he is booked at the kayfabe hero. If you took another solid babyface and built him up as a legit underdog babyface, then he could easily sell as much merch as Cena. Or build a guy up as a badass babyface and same deal. CM Punk used to outsell Cena. But then they turned him…

Objectivity isn't really a thing when it comes to wrestling opinions. It's all based on preferences. But I'll take Ambrose's execution of moves over Cena's any day. Really, Cena's execution of even basic moves is hilariously awful. He the the worst bulldog in history. His hip-toss is awkward, he gets enough height on…

That stupid look on his face is the same one he has when Vince tells him to grab his ankles.

He basically throws himself at his opponents but I like it. If you want inauthentic look no further than The Botchmaster John Cena. He no sells, throws the worst punches in history, and is generally a mockery of the business.

"Cena cuts a good promo." That would have to be the first time in history if that's true because the man is garbage on the mic (and at everything). Also I don't want any interference, or shady shit going on in the title match at SummerSlam. Way too many PPV title matches have been ending in DQ or some bullshit lately.…

Shit you're right, my bad. Fuck it, why not debut them all as a team then? Anyway PCB sucks as a name, thankfully they can all wrestle well so the name doesn't matter as much.

PCB is a garbage name. Why not just name them after their NXT nickname of the Horsewomen, and bring Flair out there to accompany them to the ring at SummerSlam and have him do the strut with his daughter. The crowd would eat that shit up.

It's cool that Sasha, Becky, and Charlotte are over with crowd, but a "Like a Boss" chant would be cooler. Also the simple way to keep the divas feud going is to centre it around the title. Get that crappy looking strap off Nikki already and give it to someone with legit wrestling talent.

Lorne Malvo as a psycho toddler?

The Bastard Executioner sounds like self-indulgent trash. The moment Katey Sagal sings or tries to act terribly I'm done. I'm not giving it the old Sons of Arachy "I've watched this far might as well finish this crap" treatment.

Oh Ya?

Trust me, I'm not taking it personal, Cena is just enraging.

Since when does the WWE care about kayfabe? And it's still nonesense, they could have just done the promo to set the match up later in the show. If the sneaky heel champion, who just tapped out in last week's main event thought he was going to win in a squash while defending his title, wouldn't he want the main event?…

I still just think that's bullshit excuse making. When Brock came back they could have really gone all-in on making him the new face of the company. He was the UFC's biggest draw, and wrestling fans loved him. So what do they do? Immediately job him out to Cena. Edge started in the WWF in '98, and didn't become a main…

A big match opening the show is fine, a good thing even. But I don't get the logic in having the WWE title defended in the opener, when the US title main evented a week prior. The common factor here is Cena.