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Okay I don't watch Raw but I did check out Lesnar's return on Youtube. After 10 seconds of listening to Triple Ego and Steph talking I skipped straight to Lesnar's arrival. Jesus they suck on the mic, how anyone can tolerate that garbage is beyond me. Lesnar is just pure awesome and I want to see him way more.

Since his wrestler gimmick is essentially a Dexter rip-off, no matter what you do you'll have people asking you to erase the last 4 years of your life.

Fuck John Cena…oh sorry, NXT is great, Kevin Owens is great, can't wait to see him and Balor in Japan and him and Joe and Balor and Joe, so many possibilities.

I honestly don't know what to say so I think I'll just say fuck John Cena and move on. Oh, and his promo was god awful as usual. Owens destroys that talentless bum in every way possible.

Roman is just starting to win people over again by using Ambrose's popularity and then they have him borrow Cena's golden shovel and use it on Bray Wyatt, because people loved it when Cena used it on him last year. Ugh. With the interference it was fucking 5 on 1 at one point, plus it was Roman's third match and he

Oh, Uncle Paul!

Except if he actually went away there's no chance in hell I'd miss him. The crowds should takes those "please retire" chants they've been giving Big Show and send them Cena's way.

If you like Cena, or think he's good, fine. But I don't give a crap what the company thinks or what anyone else thinks, to me Cena is garbage and I think I've laid out a pretty good list of reasons why. I could go into far more detail but I won't. To me he is trash, and I'm not alone. "Really good professional

I have never seen a match that Cena was genuinely good in. Also, what has Cena being the kayfabe hero got to do with whether or not he can wrestle? WWE HAS taken a guy who can't wrestle and made him a 15x champion and the no.1 guy for a decade. They put the marketing machine behind him and stayed with him because

"Cena clowned the Rock" No, no he didn't. Anyone can break kayfabe to try and get themselves over. And Cena does it all the time. The Rock didn't need to break kayfabe and he still owned Cena constantly. Hell, the Rock even owned Cena on facebook.

Like I said, he cuts the exact same, lame-ass promo every time. He is a monotone bore who kisses ass in a desperate attempt to get over yet it has never worked. When he wants to show emotion he screams loudly with no real passion. He is garbage on the mic. He is corny, lame, and no sells. Did you see his smirk once

I loved Owens' debut but goddam Cena is awful on the mic. He is truly one of the worst talkers ever. Everything he says is the same robotic monotone garbage. But Owens is a beast and he better win at EC. I don't want him holding the US title, and I doubt they want Cena to drop it yet, so I'm hoping for a non-title

For me, Season 1 is the best. It's the tightest season with the absolute best payoff from both a story and character perspective. When Dex kills Ice Truck it's such a perfect moment. Season 2 is second to me but it's damn close and still a pretty perfect season. They are pretty much tied. Season 4 would be next with a

I liked parts of it but lapses in logic started coming pretty fast.

The first ep of 7 was the best since the season 4 finale. They had a good run until ep 9 then it all collapsed again.

Yeah I thought LAD looked pretty cool. I was thinking of skipping straight to it but think I'll prob work my way to it. But for someone that watched Dexter for 8 years, including buying season on DVD and blu-ray, rewatching the first 4 season many times, for it to have such an abysmal final season (and lackluster to

Ha, no worries. I haven't seen 24 LAD in fact I've only seen 24 season 1-3 as I only started watching the show about a year ago. But there i no possible way it could be as bad or disappointing as Dexter season 8. I really think they just need to make season 5-8 all one big bad dream and then start it off with Rita's

Coming Soon, Black Angel Special Edition!

Nah I'll take Big E's big ending over SuperCena's garbage AA.

I think the John Cena Invitational might actually be the WWE's way of tricking people into thinking John Cena can actually wrestle. He can't. He no-sells pretty much everything. To him taking a quick nap in the middle of the match is apparently selling. He botches all the time. He bumps on his ass. He wins and acts