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Wait, what? Are you saying Cena made Cesaro look good in a match? You mean the matches Cesaro carried. And how is beating guys and then no-selling all of their offense, smiling, and walking off like he had barely broken a sweat helping them? In fact how is the least talented "top-guy" in history beating any of these

The only thing I disagree with you on is Neville. Neville (or Adrian Neville as he was known in NXT and PAC as he was known elsewhere) is fucking amazing. He's arguably the best wrestler on the roster and easily the most athletic. Go check out his matches with El Generico (Sami Zayn) and Prince Devitt (Finn Balor) in

Might not be original but as long as he is on the show, burying talent, and essentially still considered the top guy, then yeah, it needs to be said. Whether it's for the thirty millionth time or not, CENA SUCKS!

Cena sucks. I'll say it forever because that bum isn't ever gonna get better in the ring. I don't watch Raw but I can see the whole match right now, complete with Cena bumping on his ass, a sloppy STF, and a complete no-sell of all of Stardust's offense at the end. Also since Rusev vs Cena for the title is already

When Cena went for the STF and Ambrose kicked him off, Cena bumped on his ass, again. When Ambrose went for the STF and Cena kicked him off, Ambrose did a flat back bump. How about when Cena no sells everything. Look at Mania. Rusev was killing him. Cena wins (AGAIN!) and he just pops up smiling like he was fresh.

When Curtis Axel gets a bigger pop than your supposed face of the company Fuckboy Buckethead, you know your booking sucks!

Con-Text-Ually? What is a criminal textin' Ually or sumthin?

Dolores, she's a saint on Eart'

What's the deal with Netflix? They're catching things and then flickin' them away!

To me Kidd & Cesaro are too good to be one month champs and also, once the underdog Blake and Murphy win, then what happens. Better to build it with unexpected wins over other teams. If the TrashCension was still undefeated that could have been a good start. Anyway, I think Kalisto spots in TLC would be great.

I think Mania should have the biggest matches so I would want the tags to be TLC, also Lucha Dragons (mainly Kalisto) are way better than Blake & Murphy.

They have never faced each other (except once in WCW I think but Taker wasn't Taker then), plus it would just be a collision of icons with weird gimmicks. We'll see it next year but I don't need a reason I just want to see them face off at Mania.

I feel like we've seen Barrett vs Ziggler a bunch of times and Barrett isn't a great worker. I'd prefer both Rhodes bros drop the gimmicks for the match to make it more realistic. I don't want Nikki or AJ anywhere near the belt, bring Charlotte up early and debut her at Mania with Flair. I couldn't give two fucks

What would you guys' Mania cards look like if you were booking? I'll make mine realistic, ie in keeping with general storylines, just tweak the booking:

I wish I could be more positive but its trash. I'm hoping it gets good with the amazing talent they have but its all watered down crap or illogical booking. It is shocking that you can have such an amazing roster and produce such garbage. I'm terrified for the guys and girls coming up from NXT.

"Share your voice." Did Michael Pole and his bag full of dicks not watch the Royal Rumble. The WWE has told us time and time again that it couldn't give two shits about our voice. When The Rock gets booed by association to Reigns and the WWE's answer is to have Reigns go over the most over guy in the company clean a

'Do you think we'll see him again, Dad?'

It was rushed because throughout the entire season they had pretty much no real leads, then by the finale they notice some fucking bullshit detail and suddenly the confessions start flying. Also none of it made any real sense and completely undid or contradicted things done just episodes ago. Also the ending with Joe

For those that haven't seen it, brace yourselves, season 2 was a major disappointment. It's a complete mess, with a rushed ending, and an utter lack of real payoff. Enjoy!

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