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Yuri Petrovitch
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That movie is fucking bewildering, insane, and totally awesome.

THE A.V. CLUB
Incidents and accidents, hints and allegations

He only had one leg. It just took him longer.

"YOUR LOVE IS FAAAAAADINNNG. . ."

"Even 'I feel like sticking cucumbers up my nose and spam on my head?'"

Yelling about tits and dragons all the way down like Yosemite Sam

For me, the accumulated charisma of the actors elevates it above how flat the whole thing is, but it's diverting enough.

My go-to Bronson movie is Red Sun.

It's like Joe except there's more of a case for Joe being intended as satire.

"In olden days Jimmy, it was almost. . .hip to be square."

Thank God for 'em.

wokkajoewokkajoewokka

What do you drink?

"Mister McKettrick, after thoroughly considering the problem, I've come to the conclusion that your security system sucks."

I got suckered in by the poster and watched it on Hulu.

Not long after, Iron Man set him on fire.

"Jessie's got a gran/We have the same general practitioner. . ."

THE A.V. CLUB
serious homoerotic transference

Thy brought him back for two episode in Season 3 where he came back to life, got blasted into space and drifted for all eternity because, having been dead so long I guess he forgot could turn into a plane and. . .y'know, fly places.

"And then. . .in the Valley of Hell, they threw an army at him. . ."