I liked Bill Jemas when he got Grant Morrison on X-Men. I liked him less when he was such an asshole he drove Morrison off X-Men.

Sure thing, Betty.

Man, if only we had imaginative finishes like that.

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John Hughes fellatio

If you're so terrible at everything you make Dana Brooke seem like Ric Goddamn Flair . . .

He'd just beaten the Kobayashi Maru test by hacking the mainframe.

Bath Salts: not even once.

"heh heh, dawg will hunt."

I hope to live long enough to see a Supreme Court decision that bars "Ooh Child" from ever being in movies again, ever.

Jesus told them to.

"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYYYY/IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!"

Over The Edge was awesome. One of those movies you came to love because it was on HBO damn near all the time.

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always a fuckin coda.

It would be a stronger, loving world.

"Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must have, full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of these, and since research has proven that "R"-rated films are the most popular with the movie-going public, the…

I did like the bit about getting the "R" rating, and The Stick was weirdly compelling to watch (because he was so weird) But yeah, upon re-watch, this was not as funny as it wanted to be.

"Not many people watched Coast to Coast, but everyone who did made a cartoon."

"He's living on our couch, WITH THE URINE."

I enjoyed 12 oz. Mouse, but it wasn't really for the plot, as much for the fact that it felt utterly anarchic and as such, was pretty damn amusing.

HE'S GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUM!