I really enjoy these bits where, as in Wrestlemania, Rollins pulls these elaborate heists and just confounds everyone's expectations.

I thought it was rad that Rollins became Architect The White.

Yeah, pretty much this.

Oh no, it was an utter failure to explain what's going on, and it's a TNA-level blunder. It is an incoherent mess of an explanation that complicates, rather than clarifies.

Undertaker's at that emeritus stage with Shawn, Flair, and a few others—no matter what they does, however nonsensical or non-face, they will always get face reactions.

God I hate finishes like Taker/Lesnar.

I hope this was one of those "Corbin got ass-kicked back to his home planet for repackaging" moments.

From a technical standpoint? Yes. From a storytelling standpoint, I gotta give it to Sasha/Bayley.

Finally, the Green Arrow vs. Mister Sinister battle that one guy who started the argument in Orc's Bunghole Comics of Bethesda, Maryland demanded!

The song would probably be called "tampon wings" or something.

eye to eye

I always liked that I could say "Carry a laser down the road with Jimmy Fallon" and people knew I was reffing that song.

John Cena's STF is the thing I point to when people say "WWE can't do comedy."

We dodged a bullet. I imagine it's hard to find a rhyme for "Nebuchadnezzar."

Nuclear accelerators beat six shooters ten times outta ten.

Damn it with any fainter praise and only dogs will be able to hear it.

Oh hey, they're using the Supreme Dalek again. That's . . .that's nifty.

Shoulda thrown it at him and knocked him out.

And everyone talked like Banshee from X-Men

Grave Consequences was a work of fucking art. We should never have to suffer another crappy casket match, now that we've seen a blueprint of how to do it right.