Kwyjibo..?

Kwyjibo..?

No Atlanta gig. That crotchety motherfucker really knows how to hang onto a grudge.

No Atlanta gig. That crotchety motherfucker really knows how to hang onto a grudge.

Pretty sure Brian Wilson had nothing to do with that Full House abortion. Blame Mike Love for that one. And, really, anything else you can come up with, up to and including cancer.

Pretty sure Brian Wilson had nothing to do with that Full House abortion. Blame Mike Love for that one. And, really, anything else you can come up with, up to and including cancer.

I'll go out on a limb and say the whole idea of Peter Frampton being part of that Hullabalooza Festival was a stretch of mythical proportions. Although I think that's practically a cliché at this point and it's barely relevant to the discussion.

I'll go out on a limb and say the whole idea of Peter Frampton being part of that Hullabalooza Festival was a stretch of mythical proportions. Although I think that's practically a cliché at this point and it's barely relevant to the discussion.

Okay, show of hands— who DOESN'T want to punch this guy/baby in the face? I don't even know who he is and I'm already feeling a bit punchy over here…

Buddy, if you've got a problem with that, you might as well never eat pizza  again.
All the pizza cooks are stoned. All of them.

Buddy, if you've got a problem with that, you might as well never eat pizza  again.
All the pizza cooks are stoned. All of them.

One very busy night years ago at Rocky's Brick Oven Pizza on Peachtree Street in the ritzy Buckead section of Atlanta, my friend Nik and I were hanging out behind the store with several other cooks and servers for a much needed post-rush smoke & toke. The owner came walking out the back door and he had Sherman…

One very busy night years ago at Rocky's Brick Oven Pizza on Peachtree Street in the ritzy Buckead section of Atlanta, my friend Nik and I were hanging out behind the store with several other cooks and servers for a much needed post-rush smoke & toke. The owner came walking out the back door and he had Sherman…

MEATLOAF AGAIN???

MEATLOAF AGAIN???

Fuck, I never want to see that vid again. I mean, FUCK.

Now I'm really hoping for a feature on We Are The World. Get on it, AV Club!

Now I'm really hoping for a feature on We Are The World. Get on it, AV Club!

You watch your fucking hippie mouth.

You watch your fucking hippie mouth.