I'm pretty sure Neil was deadly fucking serious about that rap. Which is baffling, but I stand by it.

I'm pretty sure Neil was deadly fucking serious about that rap. Which is baffling, but I stand by it.

Neil Peart, ya rubes.

Neil Peart, ya rubes.

I have never liked anything more than that statement. And I have an autographed photo of myself, Jerry Only and Robo on my bookshelf.

I have never liked anything more than that statement. And I have an autographed photo of myself, Jerry Only and Robo on my bookshelf.

I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance.…

I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance.…

shut your piehole, zed-ipperhead.

shut your piehole, zed-ipperhead.

Lotta low hanging fruit around here today.

Lotta low hanging fruit around here today.

Oh fuck you.

Oh fuck you.

I totally concede those two movies but I'd rather be keelhauled than act like those Shrek films are worth a canadian nickel.

I totally concede those two movies but I'd rather be keelhauled than act like those Shrek films are worth a canadian nickel.

Eddie Murphy never apologized for… well, everything from 1990 on?

Eddie Murphy never apologized for… well, everything from 1990 on?

Iron Fucking Maiden and Alice Fucking Cooper at Lakewood Amphitheater in Atlanta on Saturday night. Unbelievably great show. Alice slayed the crowd as always, and the Maiden set was pretty great too. I could have done without a couple of song choices (Afraid To Shoot Strangers?), but what do I know. They played five…

Iron Fucking Maiden and Alice Fucking Cooper at Lakewood Amphitheater in Atlanta on Saturday night. Unbelievably great show. Alice slayed the crowd as always, and the Maiden set was pretty great too. I could have done without a couple of song choices (Afraid To Shoot Strangers?), but what do I know. They played five…