I like this place. I like it because it's classy.

Gonna cut off me dreadlocks, throw away all me ganja… I didn't even know what I was singing along to back then…

Yeah, there are a lot of us Atlantans here. I noticed the same thing not too long ago. We should have our own AVC tentacle. Shit, we're cooler than that cesspool Philadelphia.

His AA sponsor is Charlie Sheen (I like this game because I'm getting pretty drunk and the game is easy).

I'm going to sing "I'm doin' laundreeeeeey" every time I do my laundry now. Thank you for that. Sincerely.

If you like the six o'clock news, then you'll love NATURE TRAIL TO HELL! NATURE TRAIL TO HELL! NATURE TRAIL TO HELL! IN 3-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

In a perfect world, LMUDI. Ina perfect world.

Sounds about right to me.

I can't think of a single song he parodied that I don't immediately sing the Weird Al version along to. In public, even. My co-workers think I'm perfectly sane, I swear.

Yeah okay, I'll throw my lot in with you geezers. I'm 37. My mom used to drive me to Turtles to pick up the new records (RECORDS which I played on the family RECORD PLAYER) every time Al put one out. That woman is a saint. I met Al at that Turtles on Buford Highway when he was doing an in-store for Even Worse. I was…

The polka medley on Alpocalypse went right over my head. I am familiar with exactly two of the songs in there. And I listen to the radio. I don't think it's because I'm a geezer (I am, though), but because I never listen to the stations that would play those songs. Listening to this polka was a real head scratcher for…

Yeah Jordo, DETAILS, MAN!

I, too, would have loved to hear about Nature Trail To Hell, but I'm not going to bitch about it because this article was fucking AMAZING. Thank you, AVC!!

We totally stole Brent from you. And you should be bitter. Does Fiend Without A Face ever play Bombingham?

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Thanks for the regional shout out, Sean. We love our homeboys. Here's a commercial Brent Hinds made for El Myr, the best burrito joint in town.

I had to stare at myself in a well lit mirror for 30 minutes today whilst getting a haircut. You have NO FUCKING IDEA how old you are til you have to do that. Silently hating the christ out of every single song that comes on the Top 40 station. Goddamn fucking torture. It's enough to just let my hair grow to my feet.

Dude, what do you have against Eddie Van that you would use that heinous fucking pic of him?

Nah, I met him a couple years ago. He isn't the LOL type at ALL.

segascream: My 9 year old son told me the other day that Green Day is his favorite band. Now it's all he wants to listen to. I'm just bursting with pride.

Lounge Act is my favorite off Nevermind, Milk It is my favorite off In Utero, and Swap Meet is my favorite off Bleach. And I'm a Gen X'r who is indeed horrified by the stray grey hairs. If I could kill and eat a teenager to attain their youth, I would totally do it. Every goddamned day. Count your lucky stars, kids.