Denied, Super-d!

God, this lineup is awful. And you have to climb a goddamn mountain to experience it? WOOOOOOO!!!!

He's not fucking talking to you anymore.

This exact shit right here?

Fifty thousand digeridoos!

Guy Fee-whatnow?
I refuse to pronounce this man's name the way he pronounces it. Also, isn't "i'm gonna go take a Guy Fieri" a thing now?

THE BALLROOM BLITZ!

Oh EVL how you do brighten my day.

I just think they're boring. I don't need any sort of backlash to help me with that one. Just because Stephen Colbert likes you doesn't mean I have to.

"Ride Like The Wind" because it's got Michael MacDonald singing all the fuck over it. Unstoppable and glorious. They performed it live on Fallon's show a while back and it was metric tons of ownage.

Lap dance.

tl;dw

Since when? Seriously, have I had that wrong all these years?

**SIGH**

Little help with that?

BloodSugarSexMagic was their crowning achievement.

BloodSugarSexMagic was their masterpiece. I love their old stuff and don't hate their newer stuff (except for the last one- that one sucked ass), but BSSM was their pinnacle and crowning achievement.

You just know they were singing the shitty new Chili Peppers stuff. If they were bouncing around to Uplift Mofo Party Plan I'd be shocked to say the least.

This man is the reason all my nightmares eventually get around to an elephant funeral.

Great column. Well done. I'd buy the book.