Her tits sank halfway to her knees. Just sayin'.

Wow, when I quoted that I honestly didn't know if anyone would get it. I like this place. Good people.

I ah didn't come to this party wearing pants and I'm ah not leaving wearing pants.

I don't need no belt to know how to rock.

I AM GOING TO THE LORDYYYYYYYY!

You rooten fucking bastard.

No, it is definitely not any good.

I'm.. uh… just gonna pull this out of the mashed potatoes now…

The guys on country radio are fucking pussy whipped mama's boys. When they're not being proudly ignorant bumpkins. Agreed about Miranda Lambert, btw. I wish she didn't have that cartoonish drawl, but whatever. One of the best voices in country, definitely.

That Brad Paisley song is fucking garbage. A perfect example of the kind of lazy, pandering garbage that is spoon fed to it's dumbed down listeners on country radio. I know you guys like Brad Paisley a lot (judging from last week's Nashville Or Bust article, anyway), and he has some great songs, but he has some…

Fuck yeah. Nice.

Oh ElDan, fuck you to death for making me laugh at that.

I came up with this band name before they did. I just didn't have a band.

I don't really see how that's weird.

i and 1: That was an Andy Summers song? Holy crap, my friend who introduced me to that album when I was 16 told me it was Stewart Copeland. I never bothered to fact check that and I feel like I should mail Copeland a Hallmark apology card. Because that song is a bad fucking joke.

Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year to all. I think I speak for everyone when I say It will all be spent fucking drunk.

Same here, edked. And I was distracted by the laugh track. When Zack said, "Don't embarrass me in front of my friends", and the audience went 'aaawwwww', i turned to my wife and said, "That is a PROBLEM that needs to be FIXED." Otherwise, it's still a great show. And yeah, the Dad show is a black hole of funny.

I'm holding out for when A-Ha and The Pogues sue U2.

We've got RESERVATIONS!

It was all fun and games til the fucking thing started with the firsties.