Wow, no shit. He's the guy in the unicorn rainbow shirt Patton Oswalt talks about.

BOOSH.

COME ON TO A VIOLENT WORLD WITH ME!

How 'bout Glenn shopping for kitty litter?

FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! QUIT YOUR JOB FOR DANZIG MOTHERFUCKER!

Written with laser precision.

Fucking THANK YOU. THANK YOU Ernest Borgnine. God bless you, sir.

My family had a Nielsen box when I was a kid. You can thank me for Married.. With Children.

His filthy, perverted heart.

As foretold, the yawning Mouth Of Hell has opened, and the damned shall walk the earth. You motherfuckers were warned.

I work with a guy who often programs Rape Man into Pandora all the time for our listening pleasure in the kitchen all night. Aside from a lot of Nirvana and Fugazi, it's just AWFUL.

I met him in Little 5 Points a few years ago and he was super nice.

@perpentach: Welcome to the internet, buddy. We left the light on for you.

Sorry, shitfaced drunk over here.

That country chick at the end was great, though. Whatsername Lambert. Awesome song.

To be clear:

Thieves and liars.

Exhibit A: Her annual holiday throwdown on Letterman's show. A tradition in my house. She always brings it.

Alice Cooper and Donovan are both amazing songwriters, you people are fucking crazy.

I am pretty sure Tom Waits has never had a bona fide "hit", at least not one as recorded by Tom Waits. Not that it matters.