I like Me Wise Magic. It has a great vibe and a neat chorus. And the Official Excuse for Mike Anthony's dismissal, as handed down by Eddie Van Halen, was the line of hot sauce. That's how you know it was bullshit and he just wanted his kid in the band.

Ghostwriter wins.

We've got the Georgia Aquarium, where we kill whale sharks and baluga whales ceremoniously.

I don't have the balls to call Yee Yee out on failed firsties.

You never thought of that? I always wondered how that rat/asshole PP got away every time.

Whither zombie Jim Varney?

I like Ridin' The Storm Out and Roll With The Changes, but the best REO song is Back On The Road Again. Why, you ask? Because the bass player sings it.

No no no… none of this is making any sense…

Hey Soybomb II- Geddy Lee has a "funny little cartoon voice"? Fuck you, man. Just fuck you.

And you may have evaded some canceraids there. Well done.

I did notice that.

Fuck all y'all!

They call me Doctor Worm, good morning how are you I'm Doctor Worm. I'm interested in things, I'm not a real doctor but you will just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it.

Bender got hit by a huge magnet and didn't sing folk songs. That's my only beef.

My stupid fucking family LOVES Two And A Half Men.

I'd sue over Airheads, but having already sworn a blood oath to kill Brendan Fraser I think we'll end up coming out even.

Violet Crumbles: My new favorite AVC commenter.

Y'all are all crazy.

The wife dragged me to Legally Blonde 2. I didn't even have to talk her into leaving with me after half an hour. We got our money back, and whan I said our movie was awful the girl at the counter asked if we were watching 28 Days Later. I was almost speechless.

Just like magic, the next day I found my AJ autograph in a box of old photos.