She looks like she's been going to Micky Rourke's plastic surgeon is what she damn well looks like.

*seems*.

I'm currently unemployed, have been for six months, and for the first time in my life. There is NOTHING good about it and anyone who says different is a writhing shithead (unless they're just filthy rich; I guess I can get behind that).

I tried some White Castle last time I ventured north of the Mason Dixon Line. It was no better than our Krystal's, which is to say that it was dog food. The fries were probably a little crappier, even.

Who saw the Tarantino-directed episode of CSI, featuring Frank Gorshin in his last appearance? Man that was cool.

It works like gangbusters for The Office, obviously. And Parks & Rec. I love it. But when i see MF do it, well, like I said…

i can't possibly be
The first person who's happy to see Ed O'neill back on TV, and on a really good show.

the documentary style
Just really isn't working for this show, and that's not to say I don't like the show as a whole. I just feel like it comes off forced and, frankly, ripped off. Weird thing is, I think if they made an effort at the outset of each show, during the credits, to set up the documentary gimmick ("we…

Short or long, it is MAGNIFICENT. And they had, like, 20 guitar players in the room. What were they supposed to do, tell Carlos Cavazo to get bent?

Who cares for the children? Ronnie James Dio does.

Fuck you, you infant.

"Seasons In The Sun".

Slight variation on the theme: "From Paris, With Love".

I did a complete 420 when I saw Avatar. Only way to see that movie.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

"When In Rome". "What Happens In Vegas". They make it pretty easy to put that puzzle together just from the title. I'm waiting for the "Scary Movie" hacks to make "Shitty Romantic Comedy With A Catchphrase For A Title; City Name".

The part where they go all metal in the bridge… yeah that's the tits.

i'm starting to catch on.

i enjoyed the digital short, but i couldn't help thinking of the classic will ferrell bit where he's birthed and covered in goo, shouting "it was hot in there!". like they couldn't think of a funny ending, so they just borrowed from an old (better) sketch.

(and you should really know how to spell Alderaan. it was a peaceful basketball!)