I hate ducks, personally…damn quacking s.o.b's

I hate ducks, personally…damn quacking s.o.b's

I hate ducks, personally…damn quacking s.o.b's

"One Nation Under A Groove."

I once asked my mom if our pastor could spice up the Jesus chips a little bit…maybe sprinkle some garlic on that guy…my suggestion didn't go over very well.

I never knew there was such a thing as a novelty toaster industry. Hmm…you learn something new everyday.

We were a little loaded, bro. I was trying to make him feel better.

I thought that was Colbert naked. Oh well, there goes another dream shattered.

We are truly a nation now.

Hmm…I can't say that that has every been a subject of my sexual researches, but there's always room for more on my list.

I do that with white people. And I'm as white/suburban as they come.

I grew up in Roselle, IL and we have nothing, unless I'm wrong. But now I'm in Nashville, which seems to have far too many famous people in it than necessary.

I've got a cousin who almost got in on the ground floor with that guy. He balked because he said it was a concept doomed to failure. He's not rolling in cash but he's happy that the moral victory was his.

Every time I think about going down there and facing the snarl of traffic, especially with the Convention Center horseshit, always makes me reconsider other, more productive things to do with my time.

I agree but we still need an all-night pancake house on our side of the river.

Cool, thanks! The fruit of my loins is starting to get interested in Supes and I haven't touched one his comics since I was a wee lad, so this'll help me out!