"Rollin' and Tumblin'" looked like the most fun Clapton'd had in ages… He actually smiled! More than once! And, damn, that drummer/tambourinist was clearly having a ball.

Yup.

I wish I knew. I think 'ratfucker' may be one of them.

Think about it: this movie could be mystical shit, explaining how ole Ben pulled off that whole becoming-one-with-force, more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine trick. They could make it something like Kenobi: The Quest for Quoi-Gon and feature a cameo by Homer Simpson transplanted from his chili-fueled…

Poor Alec Guinness, still getting his name misspelled….

Daniel Dale of The Toronto Star was on this immediately.

Fuuuuucking hell…..

From what I've heard, this is a not-too-bad retread of 90s action movies but with Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson riffing at one another. Although I can't say that's going to make me run to a cinema, I definitely won't turn my head when it shows up on Netflix or HBOGo or wahatnot.

Gawd, no, that thing spits!

In best Yoda impression: You will be. You… will… be.

Apparently, Chip Esten's back in a week or two.

I can't see Trump watching The Birth Of A Nation somehow.

Barbara Billingsley's got nuthin' on me… ;-)

Hence why I said that he thinks he's intelligent. (And, subsequently, why he is likely very lonely and will remain that way until the local Coroner's Office extracts him from his basement.)

Save your energy, Mr. Greene. Don't engage what the Pez is dispensin.'

Just worth remembering that Mandingo was vilified at the time for its awfulness, in every respect; and not just criticized, but roundly vilified.

And hazmat suits.

Just in terms of the broad-scope history, he goes (or stays) in the same freezer as Leni Riefenstahl and, to some extent, Sergei Eisenstein. That is, not discarded (especially in terms of importance or technique), but treated with the same delicacy the CDC has to whenever they take something out of their freezers.

The saddest part is: you probably think you're intelligent. Anyway, enjoy your loneliness. You've obviously earned it.

Maybe he needs some diet pills.