The Enchanted Forest Chronicles

Great answer; it's been awhile since I reread it but this was a go-to when I needed something to occupy my brain for a weekend. I actually was trying to come up with names for my daughters to give them the initials T.R. but couldn't find any combinations my wife and I could agree on.

"And I'll have my outline just about ready."

And Gronk gives STD's to everyone.

"We need more special sauce. Put some more mayo out in the sun."

Roller derby is a sport, not reality tv. Amendment approved!

He's probably 400 pounds.

Let's expand this agreement - if you have appeared on a reality tv show for anything more than a cameo because of your political position ("here's the president to endorse our show about people losing weight!"), you should automatically be disqualified from holding a publicly elected office.

That was him just having a stroke though.

I think so Brain, but Pacific Italian just doesn't have the right ring to it, narf!

Please note the Midwest-(and specifically Wisconsin)-centric additions the staff made! Taco Johns, Culvers, and Rocky Rococo's, all in America's heart(attack) land!

Joey Jo Jo, come back!

Great article Zack. It was my first experience with King, and the book got me hooked to say the least (I've re-read The Dark Tower series approximately 20 times). Even as a grown adult, I'll see something a little "off" that makes me pause and question whether 13-year-old me would have known and not questioned the…

Add my condolences to the long line of them above, as well as the always quotable lines from the likes of Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Willy Wonka. The world has lost another wonderful performer and while we are all richer for having seen him work, it does little to ease the pain of knowing he is gone.

Mongo.

trick question, ditka was a member of both the new mutants and generation x, leading to a draw

"We go live to the press conference where Secretary of Long Winded Mnemonic Devices That Don't Make Sense Gary Busey is about to issue his statement on the new regulations on text acronyms."

Sah-sedge

After which, we shall hold The Orgy!

Fuck you! You got over it; I was still dealing with it!