@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus I had a similar experience as a senior in high school, driving with a female friend to see some people who had started attending college an hour or so away. Except the movie we quoted was Aladdin. I swear we had every word right until we arrived, which put us at the Cave…

Raises hand, drops head in shame.

Raises hand, drops head in shame.

I would prefer him eviscerated with his head on pole in front of the castle, but to each his own.

I would prefer him eviscerated with his head on pole in front of the castle, but to each his own.

What's his name…Mumbly Joe…Bob Dole.

What's his name…Mumbly Joe…Bob Dole.

Lily would fit very well into that world, what with the conniving, planning, and potential for evil that she has shown.

Lily would fit very well into that world, what with the conniving, planning, and potential for evil that she has shown.

Very much seconded on Josh Charles's directing abilities. I always like seeing a show's actors step behind the camera and give that part a whirl, mainly because it usually results in better performances down the line.

Very much seconded on Josh Charles's directing abilities. I always like seeing a show's actors step behind the camera and give that part a whirl, mainly because it usually results in better performances down the line.

Update: We still have no fucking idea where this guy is.

Update: We still have no fucking idea where this guy is.

His hair was perfect.

His hair was perfect.

Ditto. I would have sworn that was her in every commercial. Good to know she's found her doppelganger.

Ditto. I would have sworn that was her in every commercial. Good to know she's found her doppelganger.

Growing up in the Milwaukee area and going to Madison for college, print editions of the Onion and the A.V. Club have long been a part of my life. I have fond memories of picking up a copy every time teenage me went to buy a new CD at the Exclusive Company.

Growing up in the Milwaukee area and going to Madison for college, print editions of the Onion and the A.V. Club have long been a part of my life. I have fond memories of picking up a copy every time teenage me went to buy a new CD at the Exclusive Company.

Narrated by Patton Oswalt.