OMG Mary Louise Parker
Do you have to dig right there? I'm trying to READ.

I'm sorry about that, enjoy spending time with your child.

I'm whet just hearing about it

Okay
NOW the joke is funny.

That's just wrong. Wrongy wrong wrong. Hrumph.

yeah but don't they explicitly make this point clear? can someone please go watch the movie right now

also, he should have used poisonous gasses and poisoned their asses.

HAL going bonkers
I thought HAL made a calculation that the best chance for success of the mission was to eliminate the potential for human error… am I remembering this completely wrong? I thought it was like a logical decision on the part of a computer to kill the humans and not that HAL went crazy

correction: Adam Scott carried Step Brothers.

really? He did an interview with Marc Maron on the WTF Podcast and seemed to go out of his way not to take credit for writing any of "Between Two Ferns".

Scott Auckerman's comment on Twitter
"Misread a headline &got excited when I thought Mary Hart was leaving entertainment — TONIGHT!"

one of these things is not like the otherssss

Nicholas Sparks!? Why you smarmy sonofabitch computer!

The way paying for television is set up is ridiculous. It'd be like going to a grocery store where there where just lots of shopping carts full of assorted groceries to choose from and you just had to pay for the one that had *most* of the stuff on your grocery list.

oh wait… Dave Foley was sitting next to PFT at the show I was at, not Dana. Phooey.

i was there too! right in the front row! i gotta watch these and see if i can see what i look like! woo!

Front Door Buck is the main character? Is that what's happening these days?

He's afraiiiiid!

oh come on

hooray for things!
This is quickly becoming my favorite regular feature