hey, Pittsburgh has an Oakland! it all comes right back around.

oops i meant to put that comment someplace else. boooo not being able to delete things. but while i'm here, rj, your spoilers are just not spoily enough.

will someone please just spoil this already? i'm highly intrigued but there is just no way i'm going to see this.

maybe it'll lead to a kiss from bland- i mean, ann.

is it cool if I call it sanny franny?

I'm moving from Pittsburgh to San Fran this summer.. and I was all like.. DECIDER TIME!!!! poop.

no worries CJC. Shih Tzu was there for the rebound

I fucking hate "the British version of the Office" purely because of the people who can't overhear a conversation about "the Office" without letting everyone know that they watch the BBC. GO BACK TO BITIANLAND YOU MASTURBATERS. USA! USA!

Did anyone say McCabe and Mrs. Miller yet?
because, McCabe and Mrs. Miller.

i cries from my eyes
Alexander Payne's "14th arrondissement" - the last short from Paris, je t'aime gets me every time. There's something incredibly authentic about the lonely homely tourist recounting her trip to Paris to her French class. She's a poor writer, and struggles to speak the French words correctly, so…

World's worst job: drummer for Spinal Tap

ummm…..
why is american apparel trying to get me to boycott american apparel?

she turns illusions for money

god knows they're squinters!

my elementary school library had a book about horror movies that summarized the plots of nightmare on elm street, friday the 13th, the exorcist, and the like. actually- that's all it was.. just a spoiler filled recap of slasher flicks complete with pictures. i bet the actual movies aren't nearly as horrifying as my…

nonononononononono
every few months i come back and re-read this review to see if it seems any less wrong. what the eff tasha. what the eff.

Canadian Bacon
Free Heidi pronto, or we'll level Toronto!

everything would have been just fine if i had gotten to see the two of them making out.

super suck
In high school I went to see Shrek 2 (right off the bat.. poop) on a date with a girl I didn't like at all because I had just been dumped and was completely heartbroken. Just before it started, my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend walked in and sat in the front row. The same movie, the same theater, at…