Please. Everyone knows Trump can't read.

Never forget that the Geico Cavemen had their own show.

Speaking of no awareness, Betsy DeVos released a statement today saying that historically black colleges were "pioneers when it comes to school choice," since they "saw an opportunity" to provide equal education (the separate is implied, I guess). So either no awareness, which is bad, or she knows exactly what she's…

I support this! I was v happy to discover fries + malt vinegar when I moved to Maryland for school.

My sister used to put ketchup on everything, including steak. We harass her about it to this day.

I'm not mad at him. He did pretty good, all things considered, though I agree that the bus thing was stupid.

"Don't take him literally" - personal favorite

how could we have possibly known there were no indications

Overall, it was a net positive for me, which hasn't been the case for the last few hosts. Still haven't gotten over how underwhelming that NPH magic bit was.

I didn't hate Kimmel tonight?

*sobs*

wait so how did this happen??

wha

Faye!!!

She is so adorable in that movie.

I liked it!

He's pretending he didn't expect this.

Brie's not gonna be happy if she has to give this to Affleck.

Oh man, that guy.

I think she wrote Waitress the musical.