Dude, I am so boring. Give me a stellar pepperoni slice and I am set. Maaaaaybe some green peppers and olives, but they're not necessary.

I feel like someone could make a good tv series based on the idea of Nixon as an anti-hero.

Thanks for the rec - I've been looking for a new podcast!

Her segment on abortion (lack of) rights in Catholic-owned hospitals was really, really good.

I love how little Utah is understood. Last week, Trump claimed to "know" the people of Utah and then mentioned that McMullin was going "from coffee shop to coffee shop" campaigning. Which, if Trump knew anything about Utah, wouldn't be the most effective method (hint: Mormons don't drink coffee…for the most part).

Utah is a swing state because the world is insane news: rural Utah is getting a robocall from white nationalist William Johnson this week. (http://www.sltrib.com/home/… He claims Evan McMullin is a "closet homosexual" and therefore don't vote for him I guess? The weirdest part (to me) is that Johnson actually…

This is shocking. Shocking! Who would have ever guessed that Trump wouldn't pay his contractors? We had no way of knowing.

Aw, Rachel, you're not frumpy! Your hair is a thing of beauty.

I hope all this kills off email, as a means of communication. I hate email so much. I don't want your newsletter, keep your coupons, and for the love of all that is holy, take me off your listserv.

Side note: your history teacher sounds awesome

Darryl pushing his recommendation letter under the door was a highlight for me.

White Josh is the best.

Also, can I just say F Trump for this "rigged" crap. My poor grandma, who believes everything something called the Conservative Daily News tell hers, is genuinely depressed and upset because the election is being "stolen."

Look how quickly the system worked. You'd almost think voter fraud is hard to get away with.

That was a fantastic joke, I loved it too.

The old one is the GREATEST, but I like their idea of the opening credits as a kind of thesis statement for the season. I'm excited to see where it goes.

What he did to mental health in this country is unforgivable.

Sooooo Bobby Newport there. "Just let me have it. Pleeeease! I want it, give it to me!"

I love the new opening credits number. That cutesy showgirl style was my favorite style back when I danced. And the long pause after the "BLAM" is the best!

It's crazy. This state is never a campaign stop for either party because it's been red for decades (and really, would be red for any other Republican candidate). This election is WEIRD.