That last paragraph really takes this anecdote into the stratosphere. Amazing.

Yeah, it was really super dumb. Every time Elizabeth goes on one of her walks, a zombie shows up. And ladies have to know about dance and manners and should train in kung fu. That's the entire joke. Now repeat 20x.

We can only hope.

The only promotion I saw was in Sephora. They have a Jem eyeshadow palette full of bright, chalky eyeshadow.

I have never been more confused than when I read that these Vine people go on tour together and just kind of goof around on stage because they don't really have much talent beyond being goofy and having floppy hair.

I don't understand his appeal. I mean, he's cute in a non-threatening, blonde sort of way, which is good for middle school girls. That's as far as I can figure anyway.

That "buuuurn" was my favorite line this episode.

I love basset hounds. They always look so put-upon.

Really good point! I hope Peyton's return gives our Liv a lifeline. She needs a friend.

Oh man. I need to find a new adjective for beach reads right quick.

Barry Williams is also on the current season of Celebrity Worst Cooks on Food Network. I watched the first episode and he made pork chops and applesauce because his life is an endless hell wherein he is forced to continually relive the show he did in his teens and early twenties.

Thoughts:
I love any Xo and Ro performance time. And I love how Rogelio casually works the Matelio nickname in when he talks about the baby.

Any time there's a Jane & Michael flashback, I'm on #TeamMichael. And any time they show Raf's genuine desire to have a family, I'm on #TeamRafael. So basically, I'm Bachelorette Jane.

It's a really fun book - it purposely aims to be a light, frothy read and it totally succeeds. I'm really excited to hear these two actresses are involved in the adaptation!

Don't forget Fiona! When the Pawn… was the soundtrack to my very first breakup. And she's kind of stayed great. Extraordinary Machine was/is amazing.

I even liked No Doubt and I agree with this statement 100%.

And we have a Save Ferris mention!

That sucks, man. As much as I like McD breakfast (I actually do!), it didn't sound very do-able for the workers. Sorry you guys are dealing with corporate whims.

I worked there all through high school and I'm genuinely curious about how it's working out. Do you have half the grill dedicated to breakfast?

Same. In my last library, an extremely qualified woman who already worked there and had management experience was passed over for the director job for a man. Apparently the library board liked that his tie a book print on it. This is an actual thing the board rep told us when he was hired.