You met an urban legend? What was that like?

Thanks to an idiotic substitute teacher calling roll, that was my seventh-grade nickname.

I am all about Mellie in that robe, eating cereal out of the box and not even caring. I love her.

I've never had this happen to me, either, even though my name really isn't that weird.

My brother is Michael Banks, like Mary Poppins. Banks is his middle name, though.

"Fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor"

I hope Pod People for a Joel ep! It stinks!

It was so fun to have the Turkey Day marathon back last year. I hope they keep doing it!

Everyone on that show is other-worldly beautiful, but she looks carved out of stone.

I would watch that all day.

It's okay. I got you, babe.

I'm friends on Instagram with a girl who volunteered at my library when she was in high school. She's in college now and she posted a picture of a receipt that she'd written on, something to the effect that she was a poor college student who couldn't afford to tip but would come back once she's a doctor and tip big. I…

I read Anasi Boys but never read American Gods. Did I make a mistake?

No! For real?

Ouch.

Oh hi, Waldo.

I understand this reference and appreciate you making it.

Maybe they're counting on the weekly comment asking why it's being ignored?

Aw, I forgot Uncle Phil died this year.

I just read that donations for the officer have surpassed the amount of donations for the Brown family. Which just really ruined my day for awhile.