All middle school girlfriends are terrible. If you write a note to your crush on a dare at a sleepover, it will end up in his locker on Monday, no matter how much your friends told you it wouldn't.

LOVE Luke's quips about Wal-Mart! Some of the funniest lines he gets.

My sister has seen them two or three times in the last few years. She's upset they're not coming to Salt Lake this summer.

Please everyone enjoy the video for "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)": http://youtu.be/y0p3jn7ODuc

Counterpoint: Chris Kirkpatrick (that is the name of the black-and-white fake dreads guy, right?)

I forgot about Mitsubishi Eclipses. I once made out with a guy solely because we were in his Eclipse, a car that was the epitome of high school chic. This is an embarrassing memory that I now share with you.

I'm a fan of the Great British Bake Off (and the Sewing Bee!). I wish PBS had done the American version because part of what I enjoy in the original series is the educational aspect. Instead, we get a normal reality competition presided over by Jeff Foxworthy. America!!!

I think you come out ahead of us late-90s middle school girls. At one point in eighth grade, I wore full-on craft glitter as eyeshadow (unpleasant when it got under my contacts), body glitter on my cheeks and chest, and scented glitter lotion on my arms. Together with my 32" JNCOs and Rainbow Brite t-shirt, I was…

From a fellow "she's nice," I feel you. What wrong-headed self-esteem workshop did our teachers attend?

Did the other 1/4 smell like a cloud of Drakkar Noir or CK1?

I think I spent the entirety of seventh grade with a sweatshirt tied around my waist, just in case.

That's why I have it.

Nice work on the Jimmy Carter impression.

That's what I like about this week's Q&A. It basically lists all the movies my parents were excited to show me when I was a kid. We had movie night every Sunday and Princess Bride, Star Wars, and Singin' in the Rain are the movies I remember most from that time. We still watch Singin' in the Rain when I visit my…

I don't understand people who don't like it.

I remember being four years old and my mom made me leave the room during the ROUS part because she thought it was too scary for me (I hid behind the couch and watched it anyway). I watched it every afternoon one summer when I was a kid. I still watch it a couple times a year, usually on a sick day when I need to…

Hooray for 1985 babies. I've instructed my parents to hold on to their VHS copies of the original Star Wars trilogy because that's the only way to watch the non-ruined version.

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Let me take you away this weekend. Do you fish?