We read Midnight's Children, which I mostly liked. I still haven't read the Satanic Verses.

Because you've edited 53 season of the Real World and don't know any other way.

I like his approach to doing the show, too - about wanting to find a way to bring art and criticism to a wider audience.

But you know what's worse than an unironic mullet? An ironic one. I knew a kid in college who had an ironic mullet strictly for the attention he got from girls, who mostly offered to cut it for him. I couldn't stand that kid.

and the Koosh balls. She shot Koosh balls at the audience.

It's almost worth it, though, to see everyone respond with such annoyance/indifference.

I like Spotify because it's the only music streaming service my work server hasn't blocked yet. Now, if it can only stay out of the public consciousness, I can continue listening.

My granddad used to say that. Thanks for the memories.

And that you're doing Work of Art again! Those were some of my favorite recaps and discussions on this website, ever.

If I were Viktor, I'd be pretty annoyed. He used actual sewing and fitting skills to create a fairly complicated jacket and gets a "good job" from Heidi; Anya did her usual three pattern pieces, gathered waist, super-flowy look and she gets rewarded.

It always bothered me that Channel One was controversial. It was shown in homeroom and everyone was too busy talking and passing notes to absorb any "left-wing brainwashing" or whatever. I don't imagine my experience is unique.

I have a friend who works in Search and Rescue, though we live further north in Utah. I know they weary of unprepared dummies who want to find themselves in the mountains/desert or whatever. (And I'm assuming anyone who wants to re-enact 127 Hours is an unprepared dummy.)

I really miss the videos Tim used to do on his Facebook page. I'd like to hear what he thinks about this lot of designers.

I thought that, too. I wanted to be her friend.

That's right, Preppy.

Witness: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Boom, ROASTED!

Don't forget Holiday in Handcuffs and that other ABC Family Christmas movie where he's the voice of a puppy.

What is 'weekend'?

If it makes you feel better, I've always held Bertie Wooster as my British archetype. Right-ho, then.