And then I have an opinion!

Highly unlikely.

I hate myself.

Will this story have a…..Happy Ending?

BWAAAAAMMMMMP! /Inception

This is the schedule NBC deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Really? I thought it was one of the weakest pilots I've seen in the last couple of yea-[ACCOUNT DELETED]

AH HELL NAW! - Will Smith

It's called a retirement community! Put her in a retirement community!

The call was coming from the inside.

KKK!

TUSK!!!!!

SAVE FIREFLY!

The AV Club: Fairly Grim.

This ain't HBO! Calm down!

**Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiit.

I'm afraid you prematurely shot your wad on what was supposed to be a dry run…or something like that.

Arrested Development reference.

The wisecracking son better be CGI.

What the hell does "apes" mean? Seriously.