BWAAAAAMP ZICK ZICK ZICK ZICK "We can't do this alone/Action movie cliche" BWAAAAAMP

Firefly was such a cool captain. He fought the alliance and he was always there for his crew.

Firefly was such a cool captain. He fought the alliance and he was always there for his crew.

Ugh, I bet you also love The Killing.

Ugh, I bet you also love The Killing.

FUUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHH SONNNNNNNNN!!!!! Great way to start the weekend!
- Nobody

FUUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHH SONNNNNNNNN!!!!! Great way to start the weekend!
- Nobody

…I got a Sopranos notification and came here. I'm so sorry, internet. This is why we can't have nice things.

…I got a Sopranos notification and came here. I'm so sorry, internet. This is why we can't have nice things.

Woke up this morning, got myself a firstie.

Woke up this morning, got myself a firstie.

I like to give my masturbating sessions fancy names like Dreamatorium as well.

I like to give my masturbating sessions fancy names like Dreamatorium as well.

Ha ha he is right! They're so hot!

Ha ha he is right! They're so hot!

That isn't nearly enough cursing for a Bob Dylan quote. He'd say something more along the lines of "Turn that fucking faggot pussy music off. Motherfuckers don't understand what true goddamn music is."

That isn't nearly enough cursing for a Bob Dylan quote. He'd say something more along the lines of "Turn that fucking faggot pussy music off. Motherfuckers don't understand what true goddamn music is."

Yes, her, um, character.

Yes, her, um, character.

*laugh track*