That scene was wayyyyy too long and not funny at all. A low point in the episode.

D'oh!

D'oh!

Great observations. I might be projecting a bit here, but I'm not sure we ever get to see anyone's "true" self because that implies that there is something about an individual that's more absolute than another portion, and that another portion is an "act". Summer can still run around stealing apples and kill 3 men in…

Great observations. I might be projecting a bit here, but I'm not sure we ever get to see anyone's "true" self because that implies that there is something about an individual that's more absolute than another portion, and that another portion is an "act". Summer can still run around stealing apples and kill 3 men in…

What was your favourite part? Mine was when a character looked isolated and concerned.

What was your favourite part? Mine was when a character looked isolated and concerned.

The E flipping backwards at the end makes it edgy.

The E flipping backwards at the end makes it edgy.

"Ah, yes, one day until I get to retire!"

"Ah, yes, one day until I get to retire!"

I…would watch this.

I…would watch this.

I could really go for a meatball sub right now.

I could really go for a meatball sub right now.

Charlie Sheen stars as…Charlie.

Charlie Sheen stars as…Charlie.

Italics are sooooo interesting. I'm Abed I nevvvver watch TV.

Italics are sooooo interesting. I'm Abed I nevvvver watch TV.

This newswire was pretty good but it definitely needed more jokes about how Griffith eats babies.