Merciful god, I inspired a gimmick account. You'll be mentioned in my suicide note.

Would you…would you say he's about to enter a zone of danger?

Would you…would you say he's about to enter a zone of danger?

Well at least he isn't black.

Well at least he isn't black.

GUARDS! See him out.

GUARDS! See him out.

I think she's his New Girl…

I think she's his New Girl…

The complexity of Lohan's experience means that it will no doubt be detailed in a series of compelling flashbacks and flashforwards on the upcoming season of Damages.

The complexity of Lohan's experience means that it will no doubt be detailed in a series of compelling flashbacks and flashforwards on the upcoming season of Damages.

Megan's parents get all the good lines. I loved the "artistic temperament without the artistic talent" bit.

Megan's parents get all the good lines. I loved the "artistic temperament without the artistic talent" bit.

Play it fucking loud!

Play it fucking loud!

CAAAAAARL?! WHERE'S CARL?!

CAAAAAARL?! WHERE'S CARL?!

Welcome to Earf! Er, The Prison!

Welcome to Earf! Er, The Prison!

CAAAAAAAAAAARL?!