i don't even own…

yeah, you're right. lazy was a poor choice in hipster-provoking commentary. i officially rescind the word LAZY and hope to replace it with "pretentious", vis-a-vis fappingthedetectives suggestion. any objections?

i like to imagine jesus as an italian restuarant manager learning yoga to try and suck his own dick.

if that fucking newcastle guy walks across my screen one more time…

Reetty Griboot, et. al. - try listening to embryonic the way it was intended: high as fucking hell.

CORRECTION
But seeing as The National and Sufjan Stevens are both responsible for some of the MOST BORING, OVERRATED AND LAZY records of the past decade, the idea of them collaborating definitely sounds HORRENDOUSLY BORING.

mtv awards?
i hope i'm not the only one who had no clue the mtv awards were last night?

THIS
THIS IS FOR YOU MICHAEL BAY!

those comics are awesome

LETS LISTEN TO THIRD EYE BLIND AND PLAY WITH OUR SKIP-ITS AND BOP-ITS AND OTHER THINGS TYPICAL OF THAT TIME

eponymous i'm with you - i went through a dilbert phase really freakin' hard back in the day. now i look at it as kinda a redundant joke mill, but i'm glad i'm not the only one who liked dilbert when he was too young for that sort of thing.

it was a pretty good cartoon. but once you got the gist of it, it was pretty below average (working in a cubicle! bosses are dumb! work sucks!)

stars don't "go out" they explode in giant flaming balls of insane space-death. but it's okay, since people a billion years from now will probably deserve it.

wow
this was a really really well researched, informative and thought provoking piece. it must have taken a lot of time and effort.

physics for poets
i will have you know that i have taken the precise class that oswalt was talking about at william and mary, and the question really was on his exam. i hope by now someone has told professor tracy that he's being quoted by patton (and apparently bitches from columbia)

whut?
who in the love of christ is rufus wainwright?

this show
this show is the best TV show i've ever seen in my entire life. this includes frisky dingo. and whatever dumb shows you like that i hate.

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