ME FOR ONE.

In which Superdeformed goes to New York City for his first vacation in 14 years, meets his favorite actor - who he regards to be the most beautiful woman in the world - and earns the sword of self-respect.

The ONE time I vacation in 14 years, from S.F. to NYC, and it means I'll fucking miss this twice. Oh well.

The ONE time I vacation in 14 years, from S.F. to NYC, and it means I'll fucking miss this twice. Oh well.

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Chronicle is pretty damn good. He was also really good in Lawless.

Chronicle is pretty damn good. He was also really good in Lawless.

Yes. He had a cameo with Lukas Haas.

Yes. He had a cameo with Lukas Haas.

"How many comments do you think this will get? I say at least four hundred."

"How many comments do you think this will get? I say at least four hundred."

"I shit you not, it ends with him being married to a monkey and then the limos talk."

"I shit you not, it ends with him being married to a monkey and then the limos talk."

"It's 'The A.V. Club,' not 'The Onion's A.V. Club,' or 'The Onion,' or certainly not 'Onion.'"

"It's 'The A.V. Club,' not 'The Onion's A.V. Club,' or 'The Onion,' or certainly not 'Onion.'"

Yes. Great job, Todd. The show really surprised me last week. Its structure can be really weird sometimes, but damn if it isn't effective when it goes for stuff like this. It doesn't feel like A Very Special Episode, it just feels honest and natural.

Yes. Great job, Todd. The show really surprised me last week. Its structure can be really weird sometimes, but damn if it isn't effective when it goes for stuff like this. It doesn't feel like A Very Special Episode, it just feels honest and natural.

I never saw Infamous, that moment with Paltrow was great.

I never saw Infamous, that moment with Paltrow was great.