I'll take movies that made me get up and pass out in the kitchen when I was seven, Alex.

Red Breaking Dead Bad Redemption

Red Breaking Dead Bad Redemption

She's the one that turned me on to "212" thanks to a retweet by someone else, so I can't hold anything against her.

She's the one that turned me on to "212" thanks to a retweet by someone else, so I can't hold anything against her.

Marry me, O'Neal.

Marry me, O'Neal.

The Thin Red Line, ugh, what dreck!

The Thin Red Line, ugh, what dreck!

Ah, thanks for posting this, I was really curious about the second show.

Ah, thanks for posting this, I was really curious about the second show.

I love Dead Man Walking (the soundtrack is great too), particularly how he gradually brings Sarandon and Penn closer together, literally. At first they're separated by the set, blocking, cuts, etc., but eventually they're in the same shot, and his cigarette smoke is drifting through the plexiglass to her as they…

I love Dead Man Walking (the soundtrack is great too), particularly how he gradually brings Sarandon and Penn closer together, literally. At first they're separated by the set, blocking, cuts, etc., but eventually they're in the same shot, and his cigarette smoke is drifting through the plexiglass to her as they…

Bah, that sucks.

Bah, that sucks.

A whole 2 1/2 weeks, how have you managed? Can we airlift you some Statham DVDs?

A whole 2 1/2 weeks, how have you managed? Can we airlift you some Statham DVDs?

What is the ownage factor? That's all I really care about. If there's not enough ownage to "make up for" lack of story, character, etc., then I'll be disappointed.

What is the ownage factor? That's all I really care about. If there's not enough ownage to "make up for" lack of story, character, etc., then I'll be disappointed.

I was really shocked, it was the rowdiest crowd I've ever been in, for any type of event. I felt bad for him, but he handled it with aplomb, like water off a duck's back.