::does Control-F search for "but not done with fuckin'," sees no results, posts this fact, shakes dang head::

What are these problems you have?

What are these problems you have?

No, M.M.M.M. is too excellent to pass up.

No, M.M.M.M. is too excellent to pass up.

"Martha Marcy May Marlene's Sean Durkin" — well, fuck, now I have to see this.

"Martha Marcy May Marlene's Sean Durkin" — well, fuck, now I have to see this.

DEAL. Thanks!

DEAL. Thanks!

Who? A ghost?!? You crazy.

Who? A ghost?!? You crazy.

Marketing by me. (That's a little/bitter joke.)

Marketing by me. (That's a little/bitter joke.)

SO… will any of these characters be grieved over, or is that character not actually being cast?

SO… will any of these characters be grieved over, or is that character not actually being cast?

NO, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU!

NO, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU!

I don't believe in doing these lists, but fuck it, it's going to happen, so here. Rank the Wes Anderson films in order of your most to least favorite:

I don't believe in doing these lists, but fuck it, it's going to happen, so here. Rank the Wes Anderson films in order of your most to least favorite:

Needs more volleyball with a bloody handprint face.