Maybe Ben Wahh is good, but Fuck Deluxe

I have a friend named Krystle after Dynasty.  She pronounces it like "Crystal".  No way says I, spelled like that it should be pronounced to sound like "gristle". 

No, are you?

CRONENBERG!!!
Anyone see his early shorts Stereo and Crimes of the Future?  You can find them on Google films or something.
Stereo was riveting (The Canadian Institute of Erotic Inquiry - teehee).
Crimes of the Future was lost on me (The Skin Institute - blah).  

Anybody who likes action flicks should check out the direct-to-video masterpiece Universal Soldier: Regeneration.  Amazing use of location and atmosphere, bullets, fists, knives, one virtuoso unbroken action take, and Van Damme and Dolph (you should still see it).
Best actioner in years.  And I should know-I'm a…

What the fuck you mean are they fuckin dead guy?
Skits layin there all cut out of the fuckin albums guy

I bought all three OT movies at Target 6 months ago.  One side of the DVD has the fucked-up new versions, while the other side has the original versions IN 4:3!  It's a Catch-22