Also, Five Years is the only thing keeping Ziggy from being fantastic. My brain hurts? Ugh.

Count me in with those who don't get the love of Low, which at the time was regarded as a middling Bowie album, not his Best Work Ever. I agree with that. It's not that it's bad, it's just … not great — like Bowie when he's coasting. Which track on it kills, like Heroes or Station to Station or Suffragette City? I…

Yes, Eunice.

Except, KillsOwls, I do remember they played Capt. Beefheart on WKRP, albeit for shock effect.

Agreed, this was hysterical.

Uzbeks.

I also lost it at the beach ball collection. Totally unexpected.

OK, but
It's named after a car or SUV, I guess the one on the cover.